In a move that will surely help cadets understand the world they're preparing to defend, the US Military Academy at West Point has fired its only climate scientist for refusing to stop teaching that humans are causing the climate crisis. Dr Adam Kalkstein, a civilian geography professor with 17 years of service, was shown the door after a November 2025 meeting with Brig Gen Shane Reeves, then dean of the academic board, where he reportedly called the order 'immoral and potentially illegal.' Kalkstein likened the censorship to 'trying to teach the law without being able to even mention the constitution,' which seems like a fair comparison. Reeves allegedly stormed out after reminding Kalkstein that Donald Trump, as commander in chief, sets the agenda. Because nothing says 'military readiness' like ignoring the physical reality of the planet.
Kalkstein's lawsuit, filed in US district court for the southern district of New York, claims the firing violated his First Amendment rights. It's the second such legal action from West Point faculty, following law professor Tim Bakken's run-in with the administration over a policy requiring civilian professors to get approval before publishing or speaking. Bakken was told to 'stop talking and sit down' by a colonel, because 'we're a military institution. We follow orders.' The academy recently dropped its challenge to an injunction against that policy, so maybe there's hope for academic freedom yet - or at least for a temporary truce.
Kalkstein's attorney, Michael Sussman, insists his client is a conservative Republican who just believes cadets need the truth for national security reasons. 'He's not that guy' who complains about everything Trump does, Sussman told Stars and Stripes, adding that the edict crossed a line. The lawsuit reveals that Kalkstein gave up tenure and a hefty severance package in May 2025 to stay on as a 'term employee' after West Point announced staffing cuts - only to be hit with the teaching ban in September. So he sacrificed job security for his students, and got a pink slip for his trouble. Reeves, meanwhile, retired in April and now heads the University of Wyoming's board of trustees, presumably where he can oversee academic freedom without interference.
West Point said it's 'aware of the allegations' but declined to comment due to pending litigation. The White House didn't respond, likely busy deciding whether climate change is a 'hoax' or just a temporary inconvenience. Trump has oscillated between calling the climate emergency 'a scam' and admitting it exists while insisting scientists are politically motivated. This isn't the first time the administration has meddled with military academia - last April, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth ordered the Naval Academy to purge DEI books, resulting in nearly 400 removals before the Pentagon reversed course. So the pattern is clear: first they came for the books, then they came for the climate scientist, and somewhere a cadet is wondering why their geography class suddenly feels like a propaganda session.
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