The Hill
Trump Blames Cornyn and Rove for Texas Senate Race, Because Apparently That's How Elections Work Now
Trump blames Cornyn and Rove for potentially losing Texas Senate race, because nothing says 'winning' like preemptive finger-pointing.
2026-10-15
The Hill
The Guardian
Texas Democrat Answers Voter Questions, Because Apparently That's Still a Thing
Texas Democrat James Talarico faced voter grilling on Gaza, abortion, and his own faith - then reminded everyone that conspiracy theories don't put gas in the tank.
2026-06-05
The Atlantic
Texas Republicans Launch Manliness Offensive Against Democrat, Somehow Forget Their Own Candidate's Baggage
Texas Republicans call Democratic Senate candidate James Talarico weak and unmanly, while their own guy Ken Paxton has an impeachment, a divorce settlement, and a securities fraud case in his closet - but sure, it's the soy boys who are the problem.
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