UN News
In Gaza, women-led households double since pre-war, forcing impossible daily choices as six women and girls are killed weekly, UN reports.
BBC World
A 'ceasefire' that's killed over 900 people this year - because apparently, peace plans are more like suggestions.
BBC World
Israel strikes Lebanon after accusing Hezbollah of violating ceasefire, because apparently 'ceasefire' is just a fancy word for 'pause between explosions'.
BBC World
Zelensky writes a very long letter asking Putin to meet, maybe in Switzerland, while Putin suggests the EU can handle the dirty work and Trump offers his enthusiastic but unspecific support.
The Guardian Europe
Israel extends ceasefire, then immediately bombs Lebanon and kills Hamas chief, because peace is for the weak.
BBC World
Trump compares Iran ceasefire to a patient with a 1% chance of survival after rejecting Tehran's counter-offer as a 'piece of garbage,' while both sides continue to block each other's ports and enrich tensions.
BBC World
Lebanon reports 39 dead as Israeli strikes continue, Hezbollah drones wound Israeli soldiers, and the April ceasefire proves to be more of a suggestion than a rule.
UN News
The ceasefire in Lebanon is more of a suggestion than a rule, with women foraging for wild herbs as airstrikes continue and displacement drags on.
BBC World
13 dead in Israeli strikes on Lebanon as ceasefire extension fails to stop fighting - turns out 'ceasefire' is just a suggestion.
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