SpaceNews
Senate Confirms Two Industry Veterans to Run Space Acquisition and Spy Satellites, Because Who Needs a Break
The Senate confirms two industry veterans to run space acquisition and spy satellites, because who needs a break?
2026-08-07
SpaceNews
2026-08-06
The Guardian
McConnell Checks Out of Rehab, Vows to Continue Being the Senate's Most Mysterious Absentee
Mitch McConnell leaves rehab, promising to continue his recovery at home while the Senate holds its breath and Republicans do the electoral math.
2026-06-30
The Hill
Democrats Have a Brain: It Says 'Support the Oysterman with the Nazi Tattoo'
Democrats agonize over a Senate candidate with a Nazi tattoo and some regrettable Reddit posts, while the GOP is busy nominating a convicted felon for president. Priorities.
2026-05-30
The Guardian
Democrats Smell Blood in the Water as Ken Paxton Wanders Into a Senate Race
Democrats think Ken Paxton's baggage might actually help them win the Senate, which says a lot about both Paxton and the current political climate.
2026-05-11
BBC World
Philippines Vice-President Sara Duterte Impeached Again, Because Once Wasn't Dramatic Enough
Philippine Vice-President Sara Duterte gets impeached for the second time, because apparently one near-miss wasn't enough political drama for the nation.
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