BBC World
Trump gives his cabinet the slip via a catering truck, leaving them on a decoy Air Force One while he jets off on a mystery plane - security theater at its finest.
BBC World
A 21-year-old with a documented history of mental health issues and a previous arrest for trying to enter the White House is shot dead after firing at Secret Service; Trump is safe, plugs a ballroom.
BBC World
Man charged with trying to assassinate the president and shoot a Secret Service agent at a fancy dinner says he's not guilty, because apparently he was just trying to RSVP.
The Guardian Europe
A California man's alleged plan to assassinate Donald Trump at the correspondents' dinner adds a new charge of shooting a Secret Service agent, because one federal indictment apparently wasn't spicy enough.
The Guardian Europe
Republicans block war powers, Trump obsesses over his million-year granite floor, and a would-be assassin trips over a metal detector box - just another day in the second Trump administration.
BBC World
Authorities say a 31-year-old engineer with a manifesto and an anti-Trump social media history tried to crash the White House Correspondents' Dinner with guns and knives, prompting a third assassination scare for the president.
The Atlantic
A would-be assassin attacks the White House Correspondents' Dinner, revealing a grim new Washington status symbol: whether you got Secret Service escort or were left to fend for yourself.
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