SpaceNews
Space Force Shows Congress a Dogfight, Minus the Actual Dogs (or Atmosphere)
Space Force builds a fancy simulator to show lawmakers what a space war looks like, because PowerPoint just isn't cutting it.
2026-08-01
SpaceNews
2026-07-23
Ars Technica
Space Force Chief Nominee Says No to Space Privateers, Probably Disappointing Some 18th Century Ghosts
The next Space Force chief says private space weapons are a no-go, dashing the dreams of 18th-century privateers and modern-day cyber-hawkers alike.
2026-05-28
SpaceNews
House Armed Services Draft Bill Suggests Space Force Agencies Should Stop Being Separate, Which Is Definitely a Sign of Stability
House Armed Services draft NDAA kills Space Development Agency and Space Rapid Capabilities Office as standalone entities, because reorganizing is always the answer.
2026-05-16
SpaceNews
Space Force Drops $398 Million on Satellite That's Really Good at Ignoring Rude Interference
The Space Force drops $398M on a Northrop Grumman satellite that's really good at ignoring cosmic rudeness, launching no earlier than 2030.
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