Grist
World's Food System Progress: Moving at the Speed of a Hungry Snail
New study says world's food system progress is moving slower than a glacier in molasses, with 2030 goals now virtually impossible - but hey, 2050 might work!
2026-08-28
Grist
2026-07-07
The Guardian
Big Oil Plans to Turn Up the Heat on an Already Boiling Planet, Because Money
Oil companies plan to increase production by 14% this decade, despite overwhelming evidence that it's cooking the planet. Profits are up; so are temperatures.
2026-06-02
The Guardian
Report: We Need to Suck Carbon Out of the Sky Even Faster Than We've Been Ignoring the Problem
New report says we need to vacuum CO2 from the air at a pace that would make solar panels blush, but so far we're mostly just planting trees and hoping for the best.
2026-05-26
The Guardian Europe
Climate Crisis Gives Antibiotic Resistance a Warm, Unwelcome Embrace
New study finds climate change is accelerating antibiotic resistance in salmonella, because apparently one global crisis wasn't enough.
2026-05-15
The Guardian
Study Finds That Ignoring Climate Change Makes Housing Crisis Even Worse, Shocking Absolutely No One
New research finds global heating could quadruple homelessness by 2036, because nothing says 'affordable housing' like a planet on fire.
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