The Atlantic
Sam Altman's Latest Gift: Never Speak to Your Children Again
Sam Altman's ChatGPT can now make a podcast about your kids' lives, so you never have to talk to them again. Because who needs parenting when you have AI?
2026-08-05
The Atlantic
2026-08-01
ScienceDaily
Ant Brains Reveal Evolution's Cheapest Trick: Repurposing Hunger for Parenting
Scientists discover that evolution turned the brain's hunger circuits into parenting software, because why build a new system when duct tape works?
2026-07-09
The Guardian Europe
New Study Confirms That Ignoring Your Kid for Your Phone Is Not Great Parenting
A study titled 'Mommy, do you love your phone more than me?' confirms that parents ignoring kids for screens leads to anxiety and insecurity. Who could have guessed?
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