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Manchester City, bored with winning, decide to also buy all the players, leaving Spurs and Chelsea to scramble in the transfer window chaos.
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Barcelona tries to steal Rodri from Real Madrid, because why not add another layer of chaos to the transfer window?
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Arsenal overpay for Bruno Guimarães, Newcastle cashes in, and Lyon gets a cut because football finances make no sense.
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