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Manchester City, bored with winning, decide to also buy all the players, leaving Spurs and Chelsea to scramble in the transfer window chaos.
The Guardian Europe
Manchester City continue their squad fire sale, loaning Omar Marmoush to Spurs with a £50m obligation to buy, while also selling Nico González to Newcastle and shopping for more midfielders like it's going out of style.
The Guardian Europe
Tottenham and West Ham battle to avoid relegation in a finale where Liverpool's coaching drama and Arsenal fans' existential relief provide the real entertainment.
The Guardian Europe
Civil servants dodge accountability, MPs defend their booze, hereditary peers get the boot (sort of), and Spurs fans brace for the inevitable - all in a week's Westminster froth.
The Guardian
Sotheby's prepares to auction a £150m collection of masterpieces from the Lewis family, because nothing says "what it means to be human" like a really expensive painting sale.
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