The Guardian
Trump Selling Early Access to His Own Posts, Because Why Not Monetize the Presidency?
Trump launches a pay-to-play service for early access to his Truth Social posts, because why let policy announcements wait for the plebs?
2026-08-01
The Guardian
2026-07-08
The Atlantic
Democrats Finally Decide Nazi Tattoo Is a Dealbreaker, But Only After Sexual Assault Allegation
Democrats finally decide a Nazi tattoo is a dealbreaker, but only after a sexual assault allegation - because apparently, it takes more than an SS logo to lose their support.
The Good Times
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