BBC Business
Trump Accounts launch with a $1,000 starter for some kids, but critics say it's too complex for the poor, too generous for the rich, and just another way to name something after the president.
The Guardian
Wall Street-backed 'Trump accounts' launch with $1,000 from the government, form 4547, and a Robinhood app - because nothing says 'secure future' like meme stock energy.
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