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New research finds star formation has plummeted over 4.5 billion years, but the universe's hydrogen supply hasn't - so maybe the problem is cosmic inefficiency, not resource depletion.
ScienceDaily
Scientists propose dark matter might have two particle types that segregate by mass, solving multiple cosmic puzzles at once - and making the invisible universe slightly less baffling.
SpaceNews
ESA and China successfully launch joint SMILE magnetosphere mission after a decade, but officials avoid committing to future cooperation despite overlapping goals - because budgets, geopolitics, and parallel plans make for awkward second dates.
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A new study finds rivers worldwide are losing oxygen, with tropical waterways hit hardest - because climate change apparently hates fish too.
SpaceNews
After a decade of preparations and delays, ESA and China are launching a spacecraft to study Earth's magnetic shield - because apparently, our planet's invisible force field needs a check-up.
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