The Guardian Europe
Anti-Muslim Hate and Antisemitism: Twin Crises That Everyone Pretends Are Unrelated
Shootings and stabbings remind everyone that bigotry is bipartisan, but apparently recognizing two hatreds as related is a bridge too far.
2026-05-31
The Guardian Europe
2026-05-22
The Guardian Europe
France's Attempt to Criminalise Pro-Palestinian Speech Dies Quietly, But the Chill Lingers
France's government tried to pass a law that would have made criticising Israel a crime, backed down after massive opposition, but is still prosecuting anyone who speaks up anyway.
2026-05-14
The Guardian
Victoria Vows to Get Tough on Teens After 109 Charges Against 13-Year-Old Go Poof
Victoria promises to get tough on young criminals after a 13-year-old gets 109 charges dropped, proving that Googling your sentence doesn't count as understanding it.
The Guardian
Rand Paul's Son Issues Apology for Barroom Anti-Semitic, Anti-Gay Tirade That Wasn't a Great Look for Anyone
Rand Paul's son apologizes for drunken bar tirade in which he told a congressman he hates Jews and gays - because nothing says 'sorry' like blaming Israel and citing Tucker Carlson.
2026-05-09
The Guardian Europe
Two Men Charged for Allegedly Turning Antisemitism Into TikTok Content in London
Two men charged after allegedly traveling to north London to film antisemitic TikTok videos, proving some people will do anything for likes.
2026-05-06
The Guardian
Green Party Leader Admits He Wasn't Actually a Red Cross Spokesperson, Blames Media Scrutiny on Fear of Wealth Taxes
Green Party leader Zack Polanski admits he was wrong to call himself a Red Cross spokesperson, but blames media scrutiny on the establishment's fear of wealth taxes and rising Green popularity.
2026-05-05
BBC Politics
Starmer Hosts Antisemitism Summit, Suggests 'Whole of Society' Should Probably Not Stab People
Starmer gathers business, culture, and policing bigwigs to figure out how to make antisemitism less of a national hobby, while stabbings, arson, and a raised terror threat level suggest the memo hasn't been read yet.
2026-05-03
The Guardian
Green Candidate Arrested for Alleged Antisemitism Spotted Campaigning - Because Rules Are More Like Suggestions
Green candidate arrested for alleged antisemitism goes canvassing like nothing happened, because party discipline is apparently optional.
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