ScienceDaily
Moon Rocks Reveal Magnetic Fossil, Scientists Immediately Begin Overthinking It
Scientists find a magnetic fossil in Moon dirt from Chang'e-6, proving the Moon once had a magnetic field and now has a very cool souvenir.
2026-10-03
ScienceDaily
2026-09-03
ScienceDaily
Universe's Star-Making Slows Down, But the Gas Tank Is Still Pretty Full
New research finds star formation has plummeted over 4.5 billion years, but the universe's hydrogen supply hasn't - so maybe the problem is cosmic inefficiency, not resource depletion.
2026-06-03
SpaceNews
ESA and China Launch Joint Space Mission, Immediately Begin Eyeing the Exits
ESA and China successfully launch joint SMILE magnetosphere mission after a decade, but officials avoid committing to future cooperation despite overlapping goals - because budgets, geopolitics, and parallel plans make for awkward second dates.
2026-05-17
ScienceDaily
Scientists Confirm Rivers Are Slowly Suffocating, With Tropical Waterways Getting the Worst of It
A new study finds rivers worldwide are losing oxygen, with tropical waterways hit hardest - because climate change apparently hates fish too.
SpaceNews
ESA and China Finally Launch Mission to Study Earth's Magnetic Force Field, Because We All Know How Well That Worked for the X-Men
After a decade of preparations and delays, ESA and China are launching a spacecraft to study Earth's magnetic shield - because apparently, our planet's invisible force field needs a check-up.
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