Ars Technica
Anthropic Eyes $2 Trillion IPO, Because Why Not Aim for the Moon When You Can Aim for the Entire Solar System
Anthropic plans a $2 trillion IPO, because why settle for a billion when you can have a thousand billions?
2026-08-14
Ars Technica
2026-08-06
Ars Technica
Anthropic Decides to Build Its Own Chips, Because Apparently AI Companies Need More Hobbies
Anthropic is joining the custom chip party, because relying on Nvidia is apparently too mainstream. They're hiring chip designers now, so expect results in a few years, maybe.
2026-06-05
Ars Technica
Estonia Ranks LLMs on Their Ability to Say 'Nyet' to Russian Propaganda
Estonia ranks LLMs on how well they resist Kremlin talking points; Claude says 'nyet' best, Gemini struggles in Russian.
2026-05-21
TechCrunch
Anthropic Tells Investors It Might Finally Make Money, Which Is Nice
Anthropic tells investors it might finally turn a profit, just in time for OpenAI to file for an IPO and make everything awkward.
2026-04-29
The Verge
ChatGPT's Growth Is Slowing Down Right When OpenAI Needs to Look Good for Its IPO, Which Is Awkward
ChatGPT's user growth is slowing and uninstalls are soaring, just as OpenAI tries to convince investors it's worth IPO-ing. Timing is everything.
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