TechCrunch
Apple Finally Gets Around to Foldable Phones, Five Years After Everyone Else
Apple finally jumps on the foldable bandwagon, five years late and $2,000 short, with cameras in AirPods for good measure.
2026-09-07
TechCrunch
2026-08-07
The Verge
Jony Ive's First OpenAI Gadget Is a Hockey Puck That Talks Back, Because Why Not
OpenAI and Jony Ive are building a hockey puck-sized speaker that moves, sees, and chats, priced at $300+, launching in 2027. It's basically a smart speaker with a trust fund.
2026-07-27
The Verge
Apple's Smart Glasses Strategy: 'Please Don't Accuse Us of Being Creepy'
Apple's smart glasses won't be creepy, promise - they're just taking three years to ensure they don't accidentally become a surveillance tool.
2026-05-17
TechCrunch
Apple to Make Siri Forgettable in More Ways Than One
Apple promises a Siri that forgets your chats automatically, because the alternative is admitting it still can't remember what you asked five seconds ago.
2026-05-12
The Verge
Apple Finally Lets You Touch the Camera App Settings Without a Court Order
After years of letting you do nothing but point and shoot, Apple’s iOS 27 Camera app will let you rearrange the icons at the top. Revolutionary.
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