The Guardian
Von der Leyen prepares to list Europe's challenges, including Russia, China, Trump, populism, and its own competitiveness - while Canada's Mark Carney attends, presumably to see if the EU is still taking applications.
The Guardian Europe
Spain's PM says Morocco didn't orchestrate the Ceuta crisis, but please ignore that leaked police report saying they totally did.
BBC World
Morocco detains 111 would-be migrants near Ceuta, Spain and Italy bicker over border controls, and everyone agrees the problem is definitely someone else's fault.
The Guardian
Spain's foreign minister tells migrants not to bother, but Ceuta's president says 10,000 are still there. Meanwhile, jellyfish shut down a French nuclear plant, and Russia bans the last anti-war party.
BBC World
Spain and Italy trade border checks in a Schengen spat over migrant influx, proving EU unity is as fragile as a passport stamp.
The Guardian Europe
Spain's PM gets blamed for a border crisis by a Europe that forgot its own playbook, while Morocco plays puppet master and Trump's crew cheers from the sidelines.
The Guardian
Hungary's nuclear plant nearly melts down over a few millimeters, while the EU gets hot and bothered about Ceuta, and Morocco plays the blame game.
The Guardian Europe
72 people die near Ceuta, and Europe's leaders respond by debating immigration policy like it's a reality TV competition.
The Guardian
Thousands of Moroccans seized a brief window to swim into Spain's Ceuta enclave, only to find a bureaucratic limbo where the helping hand and the beating fist belong to the same body.
BBC World
Ceuta gets a 49,000-person surprise party from Morocco, making the city's population soar and Spanish officials scramble for a bouncer.
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