The Hill
The Trump administration trimmed the refugee status appeal window from 30 days to 10, skipping public comment and citing Biden's screening as the culprit - because nothing speeds up justice like a deadline refugees can't possibly meet.
The Atlantic
America spent 25 years and trillions of dollars fighting a ghost, and the only thing we really defeated was our own sense of proportion.
The Verge
ICE wants to spend $20 million on electrified gloves that shock people into compliance, because apparently tasers weren't subtle enough.
The Verge
The FBI may stop investigating ICE agents, leaving the agency to investigate itself - a system that has always worked flawlessly for everyone involved.
The Atlantic
Federal officers keep shooting people in Minnesota, and the Trump administration's response is best described as 'aggressive non-investigation.'
The Good Times
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