BBC Business
SpaceX surpasses Amazon in market value after a record IPO and a $60 billion AI acquisition, despite losing $4.3 billion last quarter.
The Verge
Elon Musk’s rocket company goes public at $135 per share, aiming to raise $75 billion and make him the world’s first trillionaire - while most retail investors will pay more for less.
BBC Business
SpaceX sets a $135 share price for its record-breaking IPO, aiming to raise $75bn and potentially make Elon Musk a trillionaire - assuming buyers don't notice the $4.3bn quarterly loss.
TechCrunch
Nuclear startup Deep Fission tries going public again, this time on Nasdaq, despite still not having a working reactor and now losing money faster than a drill bit through soft rock.
BBC Business
SpaceX delays Starship launch due to a wonky pin, right before a record-breaking IPO that could make Elon Musk the first trillionaire - because nothing says 'invest in me' like a rocket that needs a hardware fix.
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