Grist
Western Europe Sets Yet Another Heat Record, Because Why Not at This Point
Western Europe just had its hottest June ever, because apparently the previous hottest June ever wasn't hot enough to get the message across.
2026-07-09
Grist
2026-07-04
The Guardian
Britain to Sizzle Again: 34C Heatwave Promises Sweat and Hosepipe Bans
Britain braces for another heatwave with temps hitting 34C, health warnings, and a hosepipe ban because summer is now just a series of sweaty crises.
2026-06-27
The Guardian
Europe Endures Hottest Heatwave on Record, Forgets Everything It Learned Last Time
Europe faces its worst heatwave on record, with deaths, infrastructure failures, and political inertia, proving that we've learned nothing from the last 20 years of heatwaves.
The Guardian
Swiss Glaciers Set to Lose All Winter Snow by Monday, Because of Course
Swiss glaciers are losing all their winter snow by Monday - the second-earliest melt milestone ever - thanks to heatwaves, bad snow years, and the general climate chaos we've all been warned about.
2026-05-29
BBC World
Portugal Breaks May Record While Europe Collectively Remembers Summer Exists
Portugal breaks May heat record, Europe sweats through heat dome, French exams continue because schedule, and scientists confirm summer is getting worse.
2026-05-25
The Guardian
France and UK Break May Temperature Records, Because Of Course They Did
France and the UK smash May temperature records as a heat dome turns Europe into a pre-summer sauna, with scientists warning this is the new normal.
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