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Oct 24
VCs Warn That 'Product-Market Fit' Now Means More Than a Fancy ARR Number
Oct 23
UK Tells Citizens to Stockpile Three Days of Food, Joining Global Club of Governments Quietly Admitting Things Might Go Wrong
Oct 23
Slayyyter Cancels Tour Dates Because Vocal Cords Also Have Limits, Apparently
Oct 23
Wales to Steel Pylons: Drop Dead (Or Go Underground, Preferably)
Oct 23
Prosecution to Jury: We Don't Live in a 'Vigilante World,' Even If Tommy Robinson Really Wants To
Oct 23
SpaceX Reportedly Eyes 80,000 Cell Towers to Become Your New Least Favorite Carrier
Oct 23
Nuclear Comeback Tour Hits a Snag: Worker in Reactor Cavity, Fuel Rods Take a Tumble
Oct 23
Ebola Outbreak Adds Nigeria to Its Itinerary, Because Apparently Four Countries Weren't Enough
Oct 23
Government Advises Stockpiling Beans and Water, Because Apparently That's Where We Are Now
Oct 23
Samsung's Z Flip8: The Phone That Folds, Costs More, and Barely Changes
Oct 23
New Startup Genetically Engineers Dogs, Slaps Palmer Luckey's Military Tech on Them
Oct 23
Manchester United's Managerial Carousel Spins Again as the World Wonders If Anyone Still Cares About El Clásico
Oct 23
Typhoon Champi Cancels Flights, Closes Stock Exchange, Ruins Everyone's Friday
Oct 23
BBC Investigation Finds Sudan's RSF Systematically Destroyed el-Fasher's Hospitals, Because Apparently War Crimes Need a Paper Trail
Oct 23
Former Scottish First Minister Writes Book About In-Laws Trapped in Gaza, Because Apparently We Still Need Reminders That War Is Bad
Oct 23
Pensioners Nationally Adopt 'Lights Off, Layers On' as New Economic Policy
Oct 23
Chernobyl's Radioactive Dust Is Holding Up Better Than Anyone Expected, Which Is Not the Reassuring News It Sounds Like
Oct 23
Trump Tells Iowa Crowd He Encouraged Ramaswamy's Attack Ad, Because Nothing Says 'Midterm Blitz' Like Defending the Indefensible
Oct 23
Spotify Swears Family Plan QR Crackdown Is Just 'Routine Improvement,' Not the Crackdown You Think It Is
Oct 23
Australia Budgets $100M for Astronaut's ISS Trip, Because Apparently 'Space Influencer' Is Now a Cabinet Portfolio
Oct 23
Woman Spends Years Convinced She's Dying, Turns Out It Was Just Health Anxiety (And ChatGPT Didn't Help)
Oct 23
Arizona Gets Tornadoes, Golf-Ball Hail Because Apparently Regular Heat Wasn't Enough
Oct 23
Lewis Hamilton Vows to Race Into His 40s So He Can Finally Get to Africa, Which F1 Has Somehow Avoided Since 1993
Oct 23
Arc Browser Gets Sunset December 22 Because Security Is Hard and AI Is Expensive
Oct 23
Oregon Teacher Shot Before She Could Act Says She 'Pretended to Be Dead,' Correcting the Record
Oct 22
Photographer Wins Nikon Small World by Freezing Ink Mid-Air, Because Printers Are Apparently Fascinating Now
Oct 22
Zuckerberg Wins Meta Deal to Help Him Foot Bill for Billionaire Tax He Might Owe
Oct 22
Amazon Rebrands Kindle Unlimited as Kindle Plus, Because Every Service Must Now Have a Plus
Oct 22
NASA's Hubble Does the Prep Work So the Roman Telescope Can Show Up and Take Credit
Oct 22
Council Leader Says 'We Have Nothing to Hide' About Toxic Town, Then Asks MP to Do the Asking
Oct 22
YouTuber Arrested After Finance Influencer's Suicide Exposes India's Unregulated Advice Economy
Oct 22
Choreographer Dickson Mbi Summons a Goddess to Fix the Planet, Because Someone Has To
Oct 22
Investment Firm Discovers That Asking AI to Invent a Scorpion Antivenom Does Not, in Fact, Invent a Scorpion Antivenom
Oct 22
Quilombolas Beat Palm Oil Giant With Padlocks and Paperwork, Because Apparently That's All It Takes
Oct 22
Aung San Suu Kyi's Son Finally Gets a Phone Call; Myanmar Junta Calls It 'Loosening'
Oct 22
MI5 Spent 20 Years Surveilling the Guy Who Gave Britain the NHS, Files Reveal
Oct 22
Open-Source Excel Clone GridCraft Arrives, Linux Users Rejoice While Quietly Backing Up Their Data
Oct 22
New Guinea Burns, Sets Carbon Record, As El Niño Turns Rainforest Into Kindling
Oct 22
Women Are Talking About UTIs on TikTok, Because the Medical Establishment Apparently Wouldn't Listen
Oct 22
Astronomers Find a Green Star, Immediately Ruin It by Pointing Out You Can't Actually See It
Oct 22
Man Returns to 1983, Discovers Past Self Was Just as Reckless and Drunk as He Feared
Oct 22
UK Finally Gets an Oil Fund, Only 50 Years and £1 Trillion Late
Oct 22
Tesla Promises Owner-Run Robotaxi Fleet by 2027, Because This Time It's Totally Different
Oct 22
Kremlin Reviews Peace Proposals, Finds Them Lacking in 'Substance' (and Possibly Seasoning)
Oct 22
Trump Applauds Rally Punch, Calls Supporter 'The Real Deal Holyfield' - Because Nothing Says 'Law and Order' Like Praising a Sucker Punch
Oct 22
Xbox Now Charges You by the Hour to Stream Games You Already Bought, Because Owning Things Is So Last Season
Oct 22
Texas Data Centers Threaten to Undo Decades of Clean Air Progress, Because Of Course They Do
Oct 22
Orangutans Choose Food Based on Vibes, Study Confirms
Oct 22
Musk Reportedly Ordered Starlink Slowdown, Then Blamed Trump, Who Blamed Nobody, Who Blamed Musk
Oct 21
Bayern Munich vs Arsenal: Live Champions League Coverage, Now With Klopp Smiles and Banana Kits
Oct 21
California State Workers Strike After Newsom Administration Discovers There Is 'No Money' for, Apparently, Anything
Oct 21
Google Finally Brings Gemini to CarPlay, Only a Year After Everyone Else
Oct 21
Ireland Apologizes to Family of Murdered Prison Officer, 42 Years After an Investigation That Forgot to Keep the Evidence
Oct 21
Civil Servant Denies Fraud, Blames Stress, PTSD, and Apparently White Makeup
Oct 21
Burnham Backs Suicide Prevention Training After Social Workers Let Parent-Carer Die 15 Minutes Later
Oct 21
Serato Finally Realizes Your Phone Is a Computer, Releases Full DJ App for iPhone
Oct 21
Energy Secretary Leans Toward Rejecting Rosebank Oilfield, Because Apparently Exporting Oil Isn't a Climate Strategy
Oct 21
Quantum Tech Industry Agrees: Space Is the New Place to Be Paranoid About Security
Oct 21
Usha Vance's Goodreads Account: A Literary Rorschach Test for the Politically Anxious
Oct 21
Inflation Hits 3.5% and Borrowing Soars to £25bn, Because Apparently the Economy Didn't Get the Memo About 'Breathing Space'
Oct 21
Michigan Tribes Attempt to Reintroduce Fish That Ghosted the State a Century Ago
Oct 21
Cop Accused of Double Murder Allegedly Soundtracked Body Disposal With Taylor Swift's 'No Body, No Crime'
Oct 21
France Plays Blame Game After Riots, Because Nothing Says Unity Like a Good Finger-Pointing Festival
Oct 21
PCOS Gets a New Name and an Annual Check-Up, Because Apparently Women's Health Needed a Rebrand and a Calendar Reminder
Oct 21
Fifth Company Abandons Jerusalem Cable Car Project, Citing… Actually, India, But We All Know Why
Oct 21
Indonesia's Wildfires Are a 1.9-Million-Hectare 'Apocalyptic' Haze, and Everyone Is Hoping God Does the Rain
Oct 21
Anthropic's Cloud Strategy Is Basically Asking Its Biggest Rivals for a Favor, Forever
Oct 21
SpaceX to Attempt Catching a 400-Foot Rocket With Chopsticks, Because Why Not
Oct 21
YouTube Quietly Hides the Dislike Button, Because Your Negative Feedback Was Making Things Awkward
Oct 21
YouTubers Form Night Watch to Protect Stranded Shark, Because Someone Has to Yell at People With Torches
Oct 21
France Arrests Suspect After Historic Limoges City Hall Goes Up in Flames, Because Apparently Curfews Are the New Small Talk
Oct 21
Former HP and Intel Exec Now Selling Fancy Pickleball Paddles, Because of Course
Oct 21
Sister of Murdered MP Jo Cox to Australia: Maybe Try Not Stabbing Yours
Oct 20
RFK Jr.'s 'Deities of Vaccine Research' Get a Police Visit, Because Even Deities Need Search Warrants
Oct 20
Jackdaw Gasfield Approved: Labour's Climate Credibility Takes a Flyer
Oct 20
Eric Schmidt Reportedly Owns 1% of Anthropic, Which Is Apparently Half a Dario Amodei
Oct 20
NASA's New Mars Helicopter Blades Promise Flights So Long You'll Forget It's a Desert Planet
Oct 20
Google Cloud Outage Knocks Banks and Courts Offline, Because Who Needs Redundancy Anyway?
Oct 20
Thieves Steal $963,000 in Graded Pokémon Cards From FedEx Truck, Proving Even Cardboard Can Be a Heist Movie
Oct 20
Charlotte Police Officers Resign After Allegedly Swapping Racist Texts, Because Apparently the Klan Rally Comparison Wasn't a Red Flag
Oct 20
Bereaved Families Could Face 'Death Tax' Thanks to Pension Backlog, Because Nothing Says Grief Like Paperwork
Oct 20
France Discovers Curfews Work, Italy Discovers Sending 500 Troops to Milan Also Works, Sweden Still Without Government
Oct 20
Yemeni Families Flee Houthi Offensive by Boat, Because Apparently the Only Safe Route Is Across a Notorious Strait
Oct 20
Charity Warns Losing In-Person Support Groups Could Leave New Mums With Nowhere to Talk About Suicidal Thoughts
Oct 20
Trump Declared an Energy Emergency, Then Accidentally Created a Real One
Oct 20
AI Claims It Can Judge Your Health From a Single Selfie, Because Of Course It Can
Oct 20
Vinted Sellers Discover That 'Judge, Jury, and Algorithm' Is a Terrible Business Model
Oct 20
Manchester Theatre Promises to Be 'Brave and Fearless' Two Years After Censorship Row It Would Rather Forget
Oct 20
Mother 'Absolutely Trusted' Radio Host Who Allegedly Assaulted Her Son, Because Powerful Men Are Apparently Trustworthy
Oct 20
Flipkart Quietly Tests Food Delivery, Because India's Duopoly Apparently Needs a Third Wheel
Oct 20
Trump Discovers France, Immediately Blames Migrants and Communists for Everything
Oct 20
Report Confirms That Checking If Adults Are Violent Before Trusting Them With a Baby Is Apparently Optional
Oct 20
Alaska Landslide Sends 1,580-Foot Tsunami Up Mountain, Prompting Scientists to Suggest the Radical Idea of Warning People
Oct 20
Japan Launches Mission to Bring Back Rocks From Mars's Moon, Because Mars Itself Is Apparently Too Mainstream
Oct 20
Ketamine: The Drug That's Cheap, Everywhere, and Apparently Building a Geriatric Ward for 20-Somethings
Oct 20
Saudi Engineer Allegedly Bugged OpenAI Meeting Room, Prosecutors Say Government Had His Back
Oct 20
Startup Drills Into Underwater Volcano for Geothermal Power, Achieves Net-Positive Electricity for a Glorious 8.7 Seconds
Oct 19
Frank Lloyd Wright's Taliesin West Adds 'Falling Roof' to List of Architectural Hazards
Oct 19
Sony's Best Noise-Canceling Earbuds Drop to $238, Proving Deals Can Be As Rare As Silence in an Open Office
Oct 19
Reform MPs Miraculously Unavailable After ITV Racism Exposé, Leaving One Man to Defend the Indefensible