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Articles
Jul 18
EU Carbon Market: The Planet's Best Hope Gets a Little Less Hopeful
Jul 18
Ancient Volcano Didn't Just Make a Mess - It Redecorated an Entire Oceanic Plate
Jul 18
Silicon Valley Discovers Building AI Data Centers Is Basically Running a Steel Mill, Minus the Union Benefits
Jul 18
Burnham to Give North Sea Oil Drilling the Old College Try - Again
Jul 18
German Politician Resigns After Doing Thing He Voted to Keep Illegal
Jul 18
Film Students Can't Actually Watch Films, Which Is Either Ironic or Predictable
Jul 18
NASA’s Psyche Mission Takes a Detour to Snap Selfies with Mars’ Craters
Jul 18
New York Governor Says 'Pause on the Servers' With First Statewide Data Center Moratorium
Jul 18
Cyclosporiasis Outbreak Solved: It Was the Lettuce, Again, Because of Course It Was
Jul 18
Nelson Mandela Day Speech: Mayor Reminds Us That Solidarity Isn't Just for Museums
Jul 18
Sugar-Coated Nanoparticles Boost Brain Cancer Survival by 50% in Mice, Which Is Great News for Mice
Jul 18
Dinosaurs Had It Worse: A Brief History of Truly Terrible Air Quality
Jul 18
Laos Authorities Throw Up Hands, Blame Lack of Autopsies for Tourists' Methanol Deaths
Jul 18
Trump Cashed $2.2bn in First Year, Because Why Pretend Ethics Exist
Jul 18
Trump Bets Midterm Chips on Restarting Unpopular Iran War, Because Apparently One Ceasefire Was Enough
Jul 18
Wallabies Seek to Break Losing Streak Against Italy in Schmidt's Final Match
Jul 18
Repent, Purists: Electric Mountain Bikes Are Actually Fun, and You Should Probably Get One
Jul 18
Skyroot Aerospace Achieves Orbital Success on First Try, Because Why Not?
Jul 18
London Underground Whistleblower Warns Commuters: That 'Dust' You're Breathing Might Be Hazardous Waste
Jul 18
Jersey's Childcare Cashback Scheme Needs a Receipt Refresher Course, Says Charity Chief
Jul 18
Moonshot's Kimi K3 Beats Anthropic's Fable 5 at One Specific Thing, Promptly Humbles Itself
Jul 18
Wildfires Getting So Bad Firefighters Now Have to Play Doctor With a Hose
Jul 18
Former Assistant Describes Life Inside Jeffrey Epstein's 'Cult' - Complete With Control, Threats, and Unnecessary Surgery
Jul 18
Debt in Great Yarmouth: So Bad You Won't Even Go to the Beach Anymore
Jul 18
Scientists Create Plastic That Actually Disappears, Unlike Your Disappointment in Humanity
Jul 18
Ghana’s Hand-Painted Film Posters: Where The Little Mermaid Meets a Knife-Wielding Prince
Jul 18
Stripe x Startup Battlefield: 48 Hours Left to Apply, Because Waiting Until the Last Minute Is a Startup Tradition
Jul 18
Memphis Rallies for Progressive Democrat After Four Fatal Police Shootings: ‘Fight of Our Lives’
Jul 18
Pentagon Wants to Beam Power From Space, Because Ground-Based Electricity Is So Last Century
Jul 18
Woman's Endometriosis Left Her Disabled After Doctors Spent 17 Years Not Noticing
Jul 18
Djibouti's Hunger Crisis Gets a Sequel Nobody Asked For, Featuring 256,000 Starring Roles
Jul 18
Phoenix Has Some Hot Takes on How Not to Die in a Heatwave, and the Rest of Us Should Listen
Jul 18
Pet Store Fish Supply Chain Gets the Planet Money Treatment, Reveals Existential Crisis for Amazon Fishermen
Jul 18
Bryson DeChambeau Gets Two-Stroke Penalty, Considers Quitting Open, Then Decides to Practice Until 10:30 PM Instead
Jul 18
Guinea-Bissau's Bijagós Archipelago: Where Tides Do All the Work, Biodiversity Reaps the Rewards
Jul 18
Indian Film Banned for Daring to Mention That Thing That Definitely Happened
Jul 18
Clacton By-Election Attracts 34 Candidates, Most of Whom Are Probably Not Serious
Jul 18
VC Changes Zoom Name to Beg You Please Don't Record Me
Jul 18
Pentagon Plans to Test Every Soldier Over 30 for Low T; Doctors Say Not So Fast
Jul 18
NASA Develops Blood Clot Risk Score: Because Space Wasn't Risky Enough Already
Jul 18
Agility Robotics Opens Robot Training Gym in Tesla's Backyard, Promises Not to Steal Lunch Money
Jul 18
Canada's Wildfires: First Nations Left to Evacuate Themselves While Bureaucracy Burns
Jul 17
Apple Tax-Free Shopping: Because Nothing Says 'Back to School' Like Paying 15% Less for an iPad
Jul 17
Jeffrey Donaldson to Appeal Conviction for Child Sexual Offences, Because Why Not Add Another Chapter?
Jul 17
Scientists Test 39 Sweeteners, Find They're Not Just Sitting There Being Sweet
Jul 17
Rory McIlroy's Driver Sings a Beautiful Song; His Putter Sings the Blues
Jul 17
Apple Sues OpenAI, Demands to Speak to the Manager of Artificial Intelligence
Jul 17
Susan Collins Not Concerned About Election Denial, Because Why Start Now?
Jul 17
Rocket Report: India's Vikram-1 Sets Date; AST SpaceMobile Mulls Becoming a Rocket Company to Avoid Rocket Problems
Jul 17
Air Purifier That's Great for Wildfire Smoke Is on Sale, Because Climate Change Isn't
Jul 17
UN Food Program Plays Grim Game of 'How Little Can We Give?' as Sudan's Displaced Make Do With Less
Jul 17
Ribena Owner Drops £200k to Save Blackcurrants From the Climate Crisis They Helped Warn Us About
Jul 17
Chinese Running Shoes Are Amazing and Cheap - Good Luck Getting a Pair in the U.S.
Jul 17
Mother of Son Who Sparked Riots With Fake Racism Claim Jailed for Knife Removal: The Ultimate 'Clean-Up on Aisle Murder'
Jul 17
Trump Administration's Latest Science War: Making Space Research a Political Football
Jul 17
Chastity, Nodding, and Enormous Pores: Will Women Actually Enjoy Nolan's Odyssey?
Jul 17
Meta's Smart Glasses: Creepy, Invasive, and Now Endorsed by Kylie Jenner. Great.
Jul 17
Andy Burnham Vows to 'Bring Back Hope' as Labour Leader, Promises Biggest Political Shake-Up Since Mullets Were Cool
Jul 17
NASA Study Finds Near-Earth Object Has an Identity Crisis: It’s a Comet
Jul 17
Study Identifies Nine Types of Procrastinator, All of Whom Will Read This Tomorrow
Jul 17
Hyundai Workers Strike Over Fear of Being Replaced by Robots That Haven’t Even Started Working Yet
Jul 17
New Yorkers Get a Grim Reminder That Breathing Is Still a Thing We Need to Do
Jul 17
Geography's Prank: 4 Nations Where Summer Never Ends, 6 That Barely See the Sun
Jul 17
Fed President Searches for 'Secret Sauce' at Wisconsin Tool Maker, Finds It's Just Making Good Tools
Jul 17
Scientists Build a Camera That Can Track Invisible Particles in 3D, Because Regular Ghost Hunting Wasn't Hard Enough
Jul 17
Glasgow Telecoms Engineer’s Secret Leather Photo Collection Finally Gets Its Close-Up, 40 Years Later
Jul 17
BrewDog Founder's 'Punk' Comeback Plan Hits GDPR Sour Note as Investors Ask: 'How's This Joker Got My Details?'
Jul 17
Trump Revives China Meddling Claims, Critics Smell Midterm Excuse
Jul 17
Gaza Farmers Try to Replant Their Lives, But the Soil Keeps Shaking
Jul 17
Lancashire Town Discovers It's Been Living in a 'Forever Chemicals' Episode of Better Call Saul
Jul 17
Chinese AI Lab Moonshot Says Kimi K3 Will Be So Good You Might Not Need to Pay Anthropic
Jul 17
Old English Saying About Clouds Turns Out to Be… Accurate, Apparently
Jul 17
SpaceX Launches 21 Satellites for Military Data Network, Because Space Force's WiFi Was Down
Jul 17
Laos Methanol Charges Leave Australia Feeling 'Deeply Frustrated' and Also 'Bitterly Disappointed'
Jul 17
Ultimatum: Pay Off That Debt or No Wedding - A Love Story About Financial Responsibility
Jul 17
IMAX: Now With 40% Less Movie, Same High Price
Jul 17
Telstra Blames Unpatched Software and Poor Documentation for Outage That Sent Network Back to 2006
Jul 17
China's Anti-Corruption Campaign Claims Another: Even Politburo Members Aren't Safe from Xi's Wrath
Jul 17
England to Ban Energy Drinks for Under-16s: Because Apparently Kids Don't Have Enough Reasons to Be Anxious
Jul 17
Anthropology President Declares Sex Binary Belief 'Nonsensical', Forgets She's Supposed to Study Humans
Jul 17
xAI Sues User for Doing the Thing Elon Musk Insisted Grok Couldn't Do
Jul 17
El Niño Shows Up for Work, May Break Every Record in Sight
Jul 17
Man Starves for 58 Days, Redraws Map of India. Hunger Strike: Still a Thing.
Jul 17
SpaceX Starship V3 Launch Aborted After Engines Decide They'd Rather Not
Jul 17
‘Five-Star Weekend’ Review: Jennifer Garner Serves Up Escapism So Fluffy It Could Double as a Life Preserver
Jul 17
Truth Social to Sell Early Access to Trump's Market-Moving Rants, Because of Course
Jul 17
Coca-Cola's Fairlife Dairy Takes an Unplanned Siesta Thanks to a Ransomware Attack
Jul 17
Senator Ossoff Previews Trump's 'Sour Grapes Address' as World's Most Famous Sore Loser Prepares to Reheat 2020 Lies
Jul 17
Ebola Outbreak Reminds Us We're Great at Forgetting What We Learned
Jul 17
Scientists Find a Way to Spot Orbital Nukes - Finally, a Use for That Radiation Belt
Jul 16
Jersey Charities to Government: 'We're All in This Together' (Please Form a Taskforce)
Jul 16
Toyota, BMW, Bosch, and Repsol Decide to See If Cars Can Run on That Renewable Gasoline Stuff They've Been Hearing About
Jul 16
Ex-DeepMind Researcher Raises $55M at $300M Valuation, Promises to Finally Make AI Actually See Things
Jul 16
Uber Driver's Bad Day: Kills Dog Walker, Also Tries to Off Landlord
Jul 16
China and Russia Plot to Take Down Starlink: Escalation Ladder Includes Jamming, Space Pellets, and Maybe a Boomerang
Jul 16
England Defends Player's Rude Gestures to Argentina Fans, Calls It 'Good Natured'
Jul 16
EU Orders Google to Share Android with AI Rivals; Google Wins by Losing, Apple Learns Siri Lessons
Jul 16
Sadiq Khan Among 26 New Peers: Because the House of Lords Wasn't Crowded Enough
Jul 16
Merck Gets FDA Nod for New Cholesterol Pill, Because Statins Weren't Cutting It
Jul 16
Aer Lingus Plans to Shed 500 Jobs, Blames 'Macro-Economic Environment' and Other Things It Can't Control