In a twist that surprised absolutely no one who has ever watched a politician fumble with their phone, Green Party leader Zack Polanski's prolific and largely unsupervised social media activity has landed him in hot water. The trouble began when Polanski shared an Instagram post featuring a man wearing a T-shirt that seemed to wish Nigel Farage an early meeting with the guillotine. The post was swiftly deleted, with the party calling it 'clearly in poor taste,' but Reform UK has asked the police to investigate. Polanski later appeared on BBC's Newsnight, where he condemned political violence but refused to apologize three times, insisting he wouldn't say sorry for an 'inadvertent mistake.' Now, internal party debates are swirling about whether Polanski needs to hand over control of his social media accounts to someone with slightly better judgment. 'There is a problem among some people of being terminally online, and Zack is terminally online,' one party source said. Not everyone agrees, with another senior figure arguing that Polanski's DIY approach is 'quite exciting for a party leader.' Meanwhile, polls show the Greens holding steady at 13%, and the party is weighing whether Polanski's digital carpet-bombing strategy needs an upgrade as he approaches his one-year anniversary as leader.