The Verge
United Flight Turned Around Because of a Bluetooth Speaker’s Edgy Name Choice
A United flight was forced to turn back after a passenger’s Bluetooth speaker was named something that made security very unhappy.
2026-05-31
The Verge
2026-05-30
The Guardian
United Airlines Passenger Attempts Cockpit Visit, Gets Detour to Madison Instead
A United Airlines passenger tried to breach the cockpit mid-flight, resulting in a detour to Madison, Wisconsin, where law enforcement had a polite chat and everyone else eventually made it to Minneapolis.
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