The Guardian
Vatican's DC Exorcist Gets the Boot for Blaming UFOs on Demons
A DC exorcist gets the boot for suggesting UFOs are demons, proving that even the devil's PR team can't spin this one.
2026-06-04
The Guardian
2026-05-22
The Guardian Europe
Pentagon Drops Another Batch of UFO Videos, Still No Aliens, But Lots of Views
Pentagon drops 50 more UAP videos with zero alien evidence but billions of views - because nothing says transparency like footage of things no one can explain.
2026-05-09
The Atlantic
Government Finally Releases Alien Files, Still No Aliens or Spaceships to Be Found
Government drops another batch of UFO files; still no spaceships, aliens, or anything that would convince a skeptical astrophysicist.
2026-05-08
The Guardian
Pentagon Finally Shows Public the UFO Files It Has Been Sitting On for Decades
After decades of speculation, the Pentagon drops 162 files about UFOs - mostly eyewitness accounts of orange blobs and vanishing lights, plus a whole lot of nothing conclusive.
2026-04-30
The Guardian Europe
The Rendlesham Forest Mystery: The One Time the Government Admitted to Having a UFO Desk
A former MoD UFO desk officer recounts the time he had to publicly downplay aliens while secretly investigating them - bureaucracy at its most otherworldly.
2026-04-22
Ars Technica
FBI Probes Missing Scientists After Lawmakers Read Tabloids, Take Them Very Seriously
The FBI is now investigating a string of mysterious deaths and disappearances of scientists, because several members of Congress read about it in the New York Post and decided it was definitely not a…
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