The Guardian Europe
Study Finds Weekend Lie-Ins May Protect Heart, Parenting Experts Remain Skeptical
New science says weekend lie-ins are good for you. Now if only it could convince a five-year-old to let you have one.
2026-09-09
The Guardian Europe
2026-08-28
The Guardian Europe
World Finally Invents Heart Attack Definition That Doesn't Forget Women Exist
Heart doctors finally notice that women's hearts can misbehave in ways that aren't just 'clot blocks artery,' and agree to treat them accordingly.
The Guardian Europe
Sweetener in Chewing Gum and Jam Now Linked to Strokes and Heart Attacks - Because of Course
Xylitol, the sweetener in your gum and jam, is now linked to heart attacks and strokes - because 'sugar-free' was never going to be that simple.
2026-05-25
ScienceDaily
Decades-Old Heart Drug May Just Be an Expensive Placebo for Most Patients
A major trial finds that beta blockers, a staple of post-heart-attack care for decades, may be useless - and possibly harmful - for millions with good heart function, proving that sometimes the old ways are just old.
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