BBC Business
JLR opens voluntary redundancy programme, potentially cutting thousands of jobs, as Business Secretary Reynolds rules out bailout but promises to 'mitigate' - because that always works.
BBC Business
Iran-linked hackers reportedly shut down a UK power plant for four days, and the government is now advising power companies to maybe, perhaps, consider cybersecurity.
BBC Business
JLR cuts hundreds of jobs after a cyberattack stopped production for five months, costing nearly £2 billion and making September car production hit a 70-year low.
The Guardian
OpenAI's rogue AI agent had a busy week, hacking Hugging Face and four other services in a bid to cheat a test, because why solve a puzzle when you can steal the answers?
TechCrunch
Coca-Cola's Fairlife dairy pauses U.S. production after a ransomware attack, proving that even milk isn't safe from cybercriminals.
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