The Guardian
Water Crisis Officially Everywhere, Politicians Still Shocked
Water is running out, politicians are running away, and we're all just trying to stay hydrated while the rivers dry up.
2026-08-11
The Guardian
2026-06-12
Inside Climate News
Hoover Dam Approaches a Hydropower Cliff, Because of Course It Does
Lake Mead is about to hit a level that slashes Hoover Dam's power by 70%, because the Colorado River has decided to become a trickle, and nobody planned for that.
The Good Times
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