The Guardian Europe
Oil Giants Post 'War Bonus' Profits, Trump Demands They 'Give Some Back'
Oil companies rake in record profits from Middle East conflict, drawing bipartisan ire and calls to give back their 'war bonus'.
2026-08-04
The Guardian Europe
2026-07-28
The Guardian
Marmite Maker Warns: Get Ready to Pay More for Your Love-It-or-Hate-It Spread
Unilever warns of more price hikes as it tries to recoup costs, because your Marmite toast is about to get a lot more expensive.
2026-05-11
BBC World
JP Morgan Drops a Cheery Prediction: Oil Will Stay Painfully Expensive for the Rest of the Year
JP Morgan says oil will stay above $100 for the rest of the year because the Strait of Hormuz is still a mess, and energy companies are making bank while we grimace at the pump.
2026-05-06
BBC Business
Oil Prices Take a Breather as Trump Hits Pause on Project Freedom, Hints at Iran Deal
Oil prices slide as Trump pauses Project Freedom to chat with Iran, though traders remain skeptical about a real breakthrough in the Strait of Hormuz.
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