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Stripe Buys OpenRouter for $7.5B, Denies Singularity Motivations
Stripe drops $7.5B on OpenRouter, not for the singularity (probably), but to embed itself in AI capital flows.
2026-08-20
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2026-07-24
TechCrunch
Midjourney Acquires Astrology App Co-Star, Because Why Not Throw Horoscopes Into the AI Mix?
Midjourney buys astrology app Co-Star, adding horoscopes to its AI image generator and spa ambitions. Because why not?
2026-07-05
BBC Business
EasyJet Finally Finds a Number It Likes: £5.2 Billion Takeover Offer Gets a 'Minded to Recommend'
After calling four earlier bids 'cheap,' EasyJet's board finds £5.2 billion acceptable - pending regulatory hurdles and a firm offer by August 3.
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