BBC World
California declares emergency as 7,000-gallon tank of volatile goo threatens to either spill or explode, leaving residents to wonder which outcome is worse.
The Guardian
Orange County tells 40,000 residents to evacuate because a tank of flammable chemical is either going to spill or blow up - pick your poison.
The Guardian
Rapper Kodak Black faces a felony MDMA charge after a pink pill, a bag of cash, and a Lamborghini make an appearance near a children's safety village.
The Good Times
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