The Guardian
Florida Man Uses Paddle to Settle Debate: Who Would Win, Human or Alligator?
Florida paddleboarder uses paddle to fend off alligator attacking a swimmer, proving once again that Florida is the wildest state.
2026-08-11
The Guardian
2026-07-05
The Guardian
Florida Republican Calls Deporting Haitians a 'Huge Mistake,' Joining Small but Growing Club of GOP Dissenters
A Republican congressman from Florida says deporting 350,000 Haitians would be a 'huge mistake,' joining a handful of GOP voices urging the Trump administration to rethink ending TPS.
2026-06-09
Inside Climate News
Trump Administration Emergency Order Keeps Florida Coal Plant Alive, Because Apparently 'Net Zero' is Optional
Trump administration emergency order keeps Florida coal plant running past retirement, because data centers and cold snaps apparently trump net zero goals.
2026-06-08
Inside Climate News
Florida's Sloth World Debacle Shows Why the Wildlife Trade Is Basically Pandemic Roulette
Dead sloths in Florida reveal the wildlife trade is a pathogen superhighway, with scientists calling it 'pandemic roulette' and regulators playing hot potato.
2026-05-24
Inside Climate News
Trump's FEMA Slimdown Leaves Local Officials Asking: 'So Who's Gonna Pay for This?'
Trump's plan to slim down FEMA has local officials in Florida and beyond wondering who's going to pay for disaster recovery now - especially as storms get bigger and budgets get tighter.
2026-05-16
The Guardian
Florida Agrees Not to Send Giant Manta Rays Overseas, but Still Thinks You Should Be Able to Catch One for Your Aquarium
Florida wildlife officials say you can still catch a giant manta ray - just don't try to ship it overseas, because that video was really bad PR.
2026-05-07
The Guardian
Kodak Black's Latest Court Date: A Pardon, a Pink Pill, and a Very Expensive Bag
Rapper Kodak Black faces a felony MDMA charge after a pink pill, a bag of cash, and a Lamborghini make an appearance near a children's safety village.
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