ScienceDaily
Universe Still Speeding Up, Scientists Confirm, Because of Course It Is
Cosmologists confirm the universe is still accelerating, because the alternative would require rethinking everything - and nobody has time for that.
2026-08-30
ScienceDaily
2026-08-12
NASA
NASA's New Space Telescope Is Named After a Woman Who Basically Built Hubble
NASA's Roman Space Telescope will launch in 2026 to study dark energy, dark matter, and exoplanets - because the universe still has plenty of secrets to keep us up at night.
2026-06-30
ScienceDaily
Millions of Exploding Stars Could Soon Reveal Dark Energy's Secrets, If They'd Just Stop Being So Inconsistent
Scientists develop a new method to study dark energy by analyzing millions of supernovae, because the universe's secrets aren't going to reveal themselves.
2026-06-18
ScienceDaily
Physicist Proposes Universe Is Basically Just a Giant Memory Foam Mattress
Physicists propose the universe is basically a giant memory bank where every particle, force, and bad decision leaves a quantum imprint - and it might also fix your quantum computer.
2026-06-14
ScienceDaily
Dying Star Might Birth a Whole New Universe Instead of Just Another Boring Black Hole
A dying star might not become a black hole - it could instead give birth to an entire mini universe, because apparently one universe wasn't enough.
ScienceDaily
Dark Energy Survives Major Challenge, Universe Still Doing Its Accelerating Thing
The universe continues to accelerate, dodging a 2025 claim that dark energy might be a fluke - turns out, it's not the cosmos that's broken, just some data interpretation.
2026-05-02
NASA
NASA Welcomes Roman Telescope to Florida With Giant Air Filters and a Lot of Hope
NASA's next big space telescope gets a clean room upgrade and a date with a Falcon Heavy, because the universe's expansion can't figure itself out.
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