The Guardian
Persimmon Sees a 'Burnham Bounce' in Its Future, War or No War
Persimmon banks on a 'Burnham bounce' to build more homes, while war-related inflation looms - because what's a housing market without a bit of geopolitical chaos?
2026-08-06
The Guardian
2026-08-05
The Guardian
Next Upgrades Profit Outlook Again, Because Why Not Keep Beating Expectations?
Next raises profit guidance for the third time, proving that beating expectations is its favorite pastime, while other retailers wonder what they're doing wrong.
2026-07-03
The Guardian Europe
FTSE 100 Hits Four-Month High on Hopes of Peace and Weak US Jobs Data
The FTSE 100 jumps to its highest since March, thanks to peace hopes, weak US jobs data, and a rotation out of chip stocks - because apparently bad news is good news again.
2026-05-28
The Guardian
Burberry Boss Could Earn Up to £12.2m While Company Puts Climate Goals on the Rack
Burberry's new CEO could earn up to £12.2m while the company pushes its carbon neutrality goal to 2050, because priorities.
The Good Times
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