BBC Politics
Bank Holiday Beach Party Takes an Unexpected Turn as 989 Migrants Cross the Channel
Nearly 1,000 migrants crossed the English Channel over the bank holiday weekend, because apparently the smugglers don't get bank holidays off.
2026-05-26
BBC Politics
2026-05-10
BBC Health
Cruise Ship Passenger Shows Hantavirus Symptoms Mid-Flight, Because of Course
A cruise ship passenger develops hantavirus symptoms mid-flight, because apparently the outbreak needed a dramatic airborne encore.
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