The Guardian
El Niño to Push 50 Million More People into Hunger, Because Why Not Add Another Crisis
El Niño is coming, and it's bringing hunger for 50 million more people, because the world clearly needed another crisis.
2026-08-05
The Guardian
2026-07-22
UN News
Global Hunger Declines for Third Year, Because Apparently We Can Do Things When We Try
Global hunger drops for third year, but Africa still has the most hungry people, and the cost of a healthy diet keeps rising - because why make things easy?
2026-06-21
The Guardian
El Niño Returns, Ready to Starve Half the Planet While Also Making It Hotter
El Niño is back, threatening to bring drought, famine, and chaos while the world watches and does mostly nothing.
2026-05-09
UN News
Somalia's Hunger Crisis Gets a Sequel Nobody Asked For, UN Warns
UN warns nearly 6 million Somalis face acute hunger as funding shortages force WFP to cut aid, with operations potentially halting entirely by July.
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