The Guardian
Bill Cassidy caves to pressure, Blanche gets the nod, and the DOJ gets a boss who's 'not perfect' - but hey, at least the bar was on the floor.
The Verge
The FBI may stop investigating ICE agents, leaving the agency to investigate itself - a system that has always worked flawlessly for everyone involved.
The Atlantic
Todd Blanche's confirmation hearings arrive with a backdrop of subpoenas, raids, and a White House that treats press freedom like a suggestion.
The Guardian
DoJ uses a shooting at the Washington Hilton to argue that demolishing the White House's East Wing for a $400m ballroom is essential for safety, while demanding a preservation group drop its lawsuit or face legal consequences.
TechCrunch
A special forces soldier allegedly turned insider info into $400K on Polymarket by betting on his own Maduro operation, earning himself a date with the Justice Department.
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