The Guardian Europe
Football transfer rumors are as chaotic as ever, with boos, cash, and desperation driving moves across Europe.
The Guardian Europe
Crystal Palace and Rayo Vallecano play a tense, foul-heavy first half in the Conference League final, with Tyrick Mitchell missing the best chance and a medical emergency causing a delay.
The Guardian Europe
Mourinho may return to Madrid, Lewandowski leaves Barcelona with 119 goals, Crystal Palace win their first major trophy, and Hearts fans are still traumatised by Albert Kidd.
The Guardian Europe
Sunday's Premier League action features Burnley, who have won one league game since October, hosting Aston Villa, while Nottingham Forest and Newcastle play a mid-table battle that's actually pretty high-stakes.
The Guardian Europe
London clubs Tottenham and West Ham fight relegation, Liverpool face a fourth loss to Crystal Palace, and Brighton stun Man City in the WSL - because late April is when dreams go to die or get weirdly resurrected.
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