The Guardian Europe
Crystal Palace win despite spending 40 minutes looking lost, Forest miss enough chances to fill a warehouse, and Hull prove that biscuits and football are a winning combination.
The Guardian Europe
Liverpool splashes £123m on Barcola, Everton may sell a teen for financial reasons, and Glasner says he's not a magician. Football is back, and so is the chaos.
The Guardian Europe
Manchester City's £122m bid for Elliot Anderson gets rejected as Nottingham Forest demands a British record £125m, while Manchester United watches from the sidelines and Thomas Tuchel hopes the transfer drama doesn't mess with England's World Cup…
The Guardian Europe
Sunday's Premier League action features Burnley, who have won one league game since October, hosting Aston Villa, while Nottingham Forest and Newcastle play a mid-table battle that's actually pretty high-stakes.
The Guardian Europe
Nottingham Forest score four in 21 first-half minutes, because apparently they've decided relegation is beneath them, leaving Sunderland fans wondering what they did to deserve this.
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