TechCrunch
Meta's Muse Charm Is a Tamagotchi for People Who Already Have an Apple Watch Keychain
Meta's new AI gadget is a Tamagotchi-meets-Apple-Watch-keychain that might charm Gen Z - if they can forget the FTC settlements.
2026-09-24
TechCrunch
2026-06-06
ZDNet
Apple Watch Needs Smarter Siri More Than iPhone Does, Says Guy Who's Been Wearing Google's Fitbit Air
After testing Google's Fitbit Air, a health editor argues Apple Watch needs a Siri revamp with Gemini AI and a Health app redesign more urgently than the iPhone does.
2026-05-14
ZDNet
Headphone Users Given Permission to Ignore the 60-60 Rule at Their Own Peril
The 60-60 rule says keep headphone volume under 60% for max 60 minutes - because your cochlear hair cells don't regenerate, unlike your patience at a Falcons game.
2026-05-08
The Verge
Apple Finally Realizes Not Everyone Who Says 'I'm a Student' Actually Is One
Apple finally asks for proof that you're actually hitting the books, not just hitting the 'buy' button on discounted gadgets.
2026-04-26
ZDNet
I Let My Apple Watch Stare at My Stride for 20 Minutes - Now It Knows Me Better Than My Doctor
A 20-minute walk or run can tailor your Apple Watch's distance, pace, and calorie tracking to your actual stride - assuming you can find a spot with decent GPS.
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