BBC Politics
The government announces plans to clean up three illegal waste dumps and hike fines, because nothing says 'we're on it' like throwing money at a problem criminals created.
The Guardian
Indian captain of Russian shadow fleet tanker carrying 98,000 tonnes of oil learns that 'just following orders' doesn't impress British courts as he's remanded in custody.
The Guardian
UK launches £20m unit to tackle £1bn laundered through dodgy high street shops, because apparently that American candy store wasn't selling enough candy.
The Guardian Europe
Wastewater analysis reveals England's drug habits spike during heatwaves, sports events, and Eurovision, with cocaine and ketamine levels leading Europe.
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