TechCrunch
Spotify Boss's Body Scanner Finally Invades America, Because of Course
Daniel Ek's body-scanning startup Neko Health opens its first US office in SoHo, because luxury shopping and invasive health checks go hand in hand.
2026-08-18
TechCrunch
2026-08-04
TechCrunch
Spotify Surpasses 300 Million Subscribers, Because Apparently People Still Pay for Music
Spotify hits 300M subscribers and 777M monthly users, raises prices anyway, and doubles down on AI despite the backlash - because who doesn't love a good existential crisis with their playlist?
2026-07-26
The Guardian Europe
Spotify Scam Email: The One Time Not Reading the Fine Print Costs You £469
A convincing Spotify scam email tricks users into handing over login and payment details; one victim lost £469 but saved by a virtual credit card.
2026-07-15
TechCrunch
Daniel Ek's Body-Scanning Startup Neko Health Raises Another $700M, Because You Can't Put a Price on Knowing Exactly What's Wrong
Spotify founder's body-scanning startup raises another massive round, because preventative health is the new luxury - and it might just save your life, or at least your mole.
2026-05-12
The Verge
Spotify Turns 20, Reminds You of All the Music You Used to Like
Spotify dusts off your entire listening history for its 20th birthday, because nothing says 'celebration' like confronting the song you streamed 847 times in 2015.
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