The Guardian Europe
Hull City 0-0 Aston Villa: Neither Team Bothers to Score, Premier League Unfazed
Hull and Villa play a football match where the only score is boredom, with Hull climbing to second and Villa escaping relegation - for now.
2026-09-05
The Guardian Europe
2026-08-15
The Guardian Europe
PSG Splash €50m on Ferran Torres; Aston Villa Play Goalkeeper Musical Chairs; Djed Spence Joins Inter
PSG buys a World Cup hero, Villa plays goalie roulette, and Spence swaps Spurs for Inter - another day in the transfer window.
2026-08-12
The Guardian Europe
European Super Cup: PSG v Aston Villa - Live, With Added Whisky and Solar Eclipses
PSG and Aston Villa clash in the Super Cup under a solar eclipse, with whisky-soaked fans, a record-breaking teenager, and enough twists to make your head spin.
2026-05-20
The Guardian Europe
Europa League Final: Freiburg v Aston Villa - Where Goalkeepers Go to Have Existential Crises
Aston Villa's goalkeeper Emi Martinez has a taped finger and a history of keeper catastrophes - but hey, it worked in 1982.
2026-05-10
The Guardian Europe
Premier League Teams Engage in Competitive Standing Around, Occasional Kicking
Sunday's Premier League action features Burnley, who have won one league game since October, hosting Aston Villa, while Nottingham Forest and Newcastle play a mid-table battle that's actually pretty high-stakes.
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