The Guardian Europe
Hull City 0-0 Aston Villa: Neither Team Bothers to Score, Premier League Unfazed
Hull and Villa play a football match where the only score is boredom, with Hull climbing to second and Villa escaping relegation - for now.
2026-09-05
The Guardian Europe
2026-08-22
The Guardian Europe
Premier League Teams Play Football, Some Goals Happen; Also Prime Minister Watches Everton Win
Premier League chaos, Championship drama, and a prime minister who actually supports his team - football's back, baby.
2026-08-21
The Guardian Europe
Premier League Silly Season: Arsenal Splash £51m, Liverpool's Squad Is 'Quite Thin', and Hull Are 'Gone, Man'
Arsenal buys the league's best defender, Liverpool's squad is thinner than a supermodel's patience, Hull are doomed per the Coles, and Ronaldinho is apparently 46 and playing Serie C - it's the football silly season, folks.
2026-05-08
The Guardian Europe
Hull and Millwall Play 90 Minutes of Football; No One Asks for a Refund
Hull City and Millwall play out a tense, tight, and thoroughly unremarkable 0-0 draw in the Championship playoff semi-final first leg, leaving everything to play for on Monday.
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