The Guardian
Nationwide's new 5.3% Member Exclusive Bond is a great deal for its 19 million members - provided you don't need to touch your money for 30 months and already had a qualifying account since 2 November.
BBC Business
Tech stocks slid after the US midterms over AI-slowdown jitters, which is a great time to remember your pension is quietly invested in all this.
BBC Business
The Bank of England is expected to hike rates from 3.75% to 4% on Thursday - the first rise since 2023 - because inflation, like a bad houseguest, simply refuses to leave.
The Guardian Europe
Savills says the UK housing market won't recover until 2028, because nothing says "stability" like a five-year waiting period for a mortgage you can't afford.
The Guardian Europe
Coutts finds eight in 10 prime London homes now sell below asking price, with prices down 5% in Q3 2026 - proving even Mayfair isn't immune to a bit of financial gravity.
The Guardian Europe
Google Cloud's London outage takes down banks, Revolut, and court cameras, while the pound rallies on an unexpected drop in unemployment to 4.7% - because nothing says 'resilient' like scrambling to fix both.
The Guardian
The PRA is reportedly reviewing how Barclays booked the total return swaps behind its private credit exposure - because 'wrong portfolio, less risk' is a bold capital strategy.
The Guardian
Zoopla says half of British homes take longer to sell as mortgage volatility from the Iran war makes buyers 'wait and see' - because patience is a virtue, especially when it comes to 5.61% interest rates.
The Guardian
Chancellor Healey warns retailers he's watching for price gouging during the Iran war, while retailers say, 'We're not the problem, taxes are.'
BBC Business
Bank of England's Huw Pill says interest rates may need to rise this year, blames bad luck and over-optimism, and confirms gold is shiny.
BBC Business
UK inflation defies expectations by staying flat at 2.8%, thanks to slower food price rises and a US-Iran peace deal, but experts warn the calm won't last.
BBC Business
UK borrows £24.3bn in April, retail sales tank, and debt interest hits a record high - because why not start the fiscal year with a bang?
The Guardian
Rachel Reeves's economic dreams get a reality check as the Iran war sends unemployment back to 5% and wage growth to pandemic-era lows, leaving households pinched and the Bank of England scratching its head.
BBC Business
Jersey's housing market is feeling the global jitters, with prices down 5% and locals rushing to lock in mortgages before rates climb.
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