The Guardian
M&S Prepares for Future Where UK Weather Is Basically an Air Fryer
M&S preps for a future where British summers rival the Sahara, investing in fridges that can handle 45C and ordering enough ice-cream to make a glacier jealous.
2026-07-07
The Guardian
2026-05-20
The Guardian
Wellington to Stop Dumping Sewage Into Ocean by November, Which Is Great News for Anyone Who Doesn't Like Swimming in Human Waste
Wellington's sewage crisis will be fixed by November - just in time for residents to stop wondering if their 'beach glitter' is actually something far less sparkly.
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