BBC Politics
Tories pick ex-neo-Nazi jailed for antisemitic abuse as candidate; leader says he's rehabilitated, but a peer suggests there should be a bar for public office - like, say, not being a Nazi.
The Guardian
Shadow minister calls university VCs 'spineless' over antisemitism, while 600+ trombonists break world record in Ipswich - because if you can't fix campus safety, at least you can toot your own horn.
The Guardian
Victoria promises to get tough on young criminals after a 13-year-old gets 109 charges dropped, proving that Googling your sentence doesn't count as understanding it.
The Guardian
Rand Paul's son apologizes for drunken bar tirade in which he told a congressman he hates Jews and gays - because nothing says 'sorry' like blaming Israel and citing Tucker Carlson.
The Guardian
Australia's royal commission hears that antisemitism has become 'fashionable', with Jewish Australians facing workplace discrimination, harassment, and even fear of being killed in hospitals.
The Guardian
Green Party leader Zack Polanski admits he was wrong to call himself a Red Cross spokesperson, but blames media scrutiny on the establishment's fear of wealth taxes and rising Green popularity.
BBC Politics
Starmer gathers business, culture, and policing bigwigs to figure out how to make antisemitism less of a national hobby, while stabbings, arson, and a raised terror threat level suggest the memo hasn't been read yet.
The Guardian
Green candidate arrested for alleged antisemitism goes canvassing like nothing happened, because party discipline is apparently optional.
The Good Times
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