The Guardian
Trump Demands 30ft 'Colossus' of George Washington, Because Subtlety Is for Losers
Trump wants a 30ft 'Colossus' of George Washington to replace abstract art, because subtlety is for losers and history needs more bronze.
2026-09-12
The Guardian
2026-08-29
The Guardian Europe
Trump Renames Lake Ontario 'Lake America' in Bold Bid to Distract From Everything Else
Trump rebrands a shared lake 'Lake America' in a desperate attempt to distract from Iran, the Epstein files, and his sinking approval ratings.
2026-08-13
The Guardian Europe
Hegseth Says USS Abraham Lincoln Conditions 'Completely Misrepresented' While Sailors Allegedly Try to Jump Overboard
Hegseth says sailors are fine, senators say otherwise, and the Kennedy Center is still renovating its way to controversy - plus tarifftastic transshipping and a Harvard win.
2026-06-29
The Guardian
Trump’s Kennedy Center Name Game Provides Punchlines for Mark Twain Prize Ceremony
Comedians roast Trump at the Kennedy Center Mark Twain Prize ceremony after a court order forced the removal of his name from the building, proving that sometimes a tarp is funnier than a punchline.
2026-05-30
The Guardian
Trump Declares He Has 'No Interest' in Kennedy Center After Judge Orders His Name Removed, But Writes 578 Words About It Anyway
Trump spends six hours in the Situation Room 'deciding' on Iran peace, then emerges to write 578 words about being told to remove his name from a performing arts center. Meanwhile, the USPS may mess up midterm elections and kids' vaccines get cut.
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