The Guardian
In a Eurovision-style spy poll, MI6 crushes the competition, proving that even in the intelligence world, the Bond brand sells - and the French are left singing the blues.
The Guardian Europe
MI6 tops the European spy rankings, proving once again that the British are really good at being sneaky, while France and the Netherlands trail behind with their best efforts.
BBC World
Austrian man gets decade and a half for planning to violently interrupt a pop concert, proving that even terrorism has bad timing.
The Guardian Europe
CIA director drops in on Cuba for tea and a chat; Cubans politely remind everyone they're not terrorists.
BBC World
Austrian man admits plotting to bomb Taylor Swift concert, forcing cancellation of three sold-out shows and ruining thousands of friendship bracelet exchanges.
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